I think time travel might be real.

I was just happy I made it back before dark.

This is unequivocally the wrong venue.

Have you ever wondered how much a roof really costs? I used to think it was paid for in hours spent....

Ok this is steeper than I remember.

A text from a friend made my eyes bulge out of my face like a cartoon character.

I never really get to feel the moment I’m in.

Watching someone do the thing they're meant to do is so, SO cool.

I can't tell if I'm just a total curmudgeon or if social etiquette really has declined this much.

I want to show you something.

My doorbell doesn't ring that often.

I'm not even a little bit surprised by how fast things flipped.