Face first. Onto the pavement. Or maybe into a puddle or a snow bank. With someone yelling, “and stay out!”
TV or movies would have you believe that this is the way people are kicked out of a bar. I can tell you that most of the time it looks more like calling a ride for the regular. There are other times where someone needs to be dealt with more assertively.
But let me ask: how would you handle it?
Seriously, think about it.
onward.
-dmac